tons of fun

That poor truck. What did it do to deserve this?

Inflatable date

Considering the typical Wal-mart customer, an inflatable date is probably the best option.

Borat?

I've got that sudden urge to watch Borat again.

Teletubbies all grown up

Since the purple one is allegedly gay, I'd have to call the yellow one an alcoholic.


Yeah, I know......pot. kettle. black. I know the concept. Gimme a couple drinks and I'll be happy to join this bunch.

just a little drink

Contrary to first reactions or popular opinions, this isn't me. I know what you're thinking. I've never been on a subway, before. Buses, yes.

Before any smart ass gets any idea, I've never been on the short bus, either.